idk hes just been lookin at me weird all night
he probably just wants to cut your skin off and wear you like a body suit
I just fucked 3 marines at the same time...how did you celebrate veterans day?
I think i'm just gonna start shot-gunning everything that comes in can form.
Don't judge me. He's really sexy for a 17 year old. We made nasty in the womens bathroom at the beach. Don't worry. I wore sandals in there.
None of that is ok.
I dunno if we should get high tonight man. its daylight savings. time travel is just too much for me right now.
He was drinking a long island through his Breathalyzer tube.
Tell them you aren't trying to make money, you are just the mr rogers of weed,its such a good feeling a very good feeling the feeling you know that were friends
Did i tell you my idea for my life plan? Not the one that involves stripping.
So who won the naked front yard Olympics last night?
Well my tits are spray painted gold & i have what i think r the Olympic rings shaved in my vag !!!!!!!SO its safe to say i won something ....
I found him in his pink and white boxer out side the dorm hall and the only thing he said was "it wouldn't let me in"
You know what would make the espn body photos even better? If anyone knew who any of those fucking athletes were. That, and maybe not feature Gary Player.
I was so drunk last night I couldn't see faces, only from the shoulders down.
My dad's girlfriend is driving through the snow to bring me my purple haze. If he doesn't wife her up, we have a bigger issue on our hands.
So then we ended up at a bar full of navy SEALs and I got one of them to take his shirt off, then I felt him up
I feel like 31-year old me is 21-year old me's hero
To be clear you just said "I'll give you a baby" as a sext?
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