we're blogging at a bar
Yep Great. Apparently I didn't just say things once that night. Drink. Yell. Repeat.
U also mentioned u werent wearing any underwear hahahaha
I realize now. I should have just made out with everyone and anyone when I had the chance.
you don't know how close you are to someone till they ask you to shave their ass.
i ran around the party telling everyone that my favorite sexual position was also the only position that made me queef...i kept calling it the "double edged sword"
i lost virginity while listening to candy shop. something in my life has finally gone right.
Just because it's been in my vagina doesn't mean it's important to me
Also, I've sobered up around 5am, in Delaware. I remember making this decision, and highly regret it now.
I've been timing it. He's been showering alone for 33 minutes. 4 minutes ago, he said "truth or dare." haven't heard anything since.
bad night - i tried for naughty librarian but could only manage to pull off pissed off barrista.
Also I just had a flash back ... He told me I have nice nipples and then asked me about yours..
Starting the day with sex, coffee and productivity are what the founding fathers intended
I'm super disappointed in my clit.
My sensibilities as a lady demand we cuddle on the couch, and THEN have loud, raunchy sex. Idk, what do you want to do?
Just because your drunk doesn't mean you can stick your dick in the snow. Just a FYI
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