Jon and Kate are totally playing with my emotions.
i mean i care more about their marriage then my own parents
Tickle wars 95% of the time end in sex.
I am at a striph cluv. They are ovealls everywhere. I have hot rock botto.
about to try to wax my asshole... wish me luck
U sang "shots, shots, shots" then walked 2 ur top drawer and threw socks everywhere singin "SOCKS, SOCKS, SOCKS!"
I'm always impressed by your drunken ability to quickly gauge how long it's been since you've shaved and whether or not your prospective hook up will care.
I couldn't even finish, she was lounder and more annoying than DJ Khaled
Question. Will thrown up fruit loops go down the shower drain?
just remembered spooning on the cardboard and confessing to each other we had the spins.
I was told my cock was a religious experience.
Tequila pump. I'm ecstatic your engineering degree has real world application.
The number of tpain songs that actually relate to my life right now is embarrassing.
On a Thurs night I found myself drunk in a limo w 9 dudes on my way to a strip club. Once there I was handed $100 in ones and told "spend it." I need a husband. Or Jesus.
You called me last night and said you had a vision that a cat made you a sandwich. You were tripping way too hard
I know but we're going to blackout city so it'll probably be warm there
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