Haym$ered
turn off your phone and go to bed
I just saw a girl wearing a flannel shirt that would make 1992 cringe
he made transformer sounds every time he changed positions. how do you think it went?
I coulnt tell if he was cumming or if I was throwing up
i think i just put your shirt on , but i don't remember . my body can't decide if it wants to move in slow motion or fast forward
Thanks for talking me down from peeing on his window last night.
I am now curious as to how you would have aimed.
All I know is that either you or I told a black guy that he looked like usher and he was sexy and that is our confession
Just had to masturbate in the bathroom because mom changed my room into a "knitting" room. I hate coming home.
Did you blow the guy you weren't supposed to hook up with again in the bathroom of pita pit? Cause that happened last night...
This is why I need to move out...so my naked vomit covered walk of shames to the bathroom are only witnessed by one other person who is equally as pathetic as me and the cat
Props to the guy blatantly doing coke in the bathroom at the bar. Walked out of the stall with a credit card in hand, sniffing loudly and shouting "choo choo"
Church parking lot, park bench, front porch. I think she's more comfortable going down on me in public. May have found the one.
I need to get all the one night tinders in my system before I move back in with my parents
Well now you know my birthday fantasy: gangbang consisting of men wearing NPR pledge t-shirts.
Ha! Just garden hosed my vag and thought of you.
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