Apparently every Tri-Delt knows what I did and I am blacklisted from ever dating anyone in that house.
Well ya you lied, told her you cared, took her virginity and then broke up with her at Christies Toy Box.
I honestly thought the dildo was a nice parting gift.
What should our trivia night team be named?
Define Statutory
i'm at sigma nu and gary is here. what do it do?
Stay away from his face.
so i go for his dick?
The university put out a message about those missing salt and pepper shakers... You should at least give back 60 of them.
just hang any plant up and call it mistletoe.
Their bromance is so intense that they don't even eye-fuck when they see each other....they eye-make-love.
You were passed out on the chair and when I asked you if you were okay you looked up and said "I'm fine, I was just pretending for a picture" then passed out again.
What's the over under on catching something from your sister?
The cab driver is now flexing at a red light...
I yelled out look at all those hickeys. And then gave her boyfriend a high five
I wouldn't be too worried. He's been known to chase a chubby before.
THAT IS NOT HOW YOU TALK TO YOUR SISTER
This girl is wasted dancing to The Final Countdown. She's grinding on a guy who came to the bar in a track jacket and a wife beater
you were caressing the jar of pickles then you looked down and whispered to them "I want you inside me"
I woke up next to him with nothing on and my thong around his neck. I just put my clothes on and left, but he still has my thong.
You think my vibrator will be okay in the dishwasher?
Randomize
