fun fact: cucumber in vinegar with pepper = best ever high snack
I just didn't expect you to be so naked....
i have a feeling tonight will end in rehab
there hasn't been a girl guy ratio this good since a guy jumped on one of the Titanic life rafts
Ive been sitting around naked watching magic on youtube.
Lying on this bed is like lying on love and marshmallows and joy
I got a blowjob dressed with a t shirt sweatpants and a Fanny pack. Not kidding.
If you kill yourself you won't get to feel that feeling when you have a good shit in the morning. Arent you gonna miss that?
"my nose is broken but I'm beer pong champ so it evens out really"
Did I, at any point last night, say I was dying?
Your shirt... Was in my pants
Okay so the couple who keep propositioning people for threeways are def siblings not bf/gf
So are you gonna do it or no you said they're hot
I gave myself a charlie horse masturbating this morning. I feel like that really set the tone for the day.
i need something from you. video yourself doing naked jumping jacks and send it to me. it will make me smile
Thanks. I just smoked a bowl topless so I'm in heaven right now.
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