Dancing like a fucking crazy person to jai ho with a snow ball in her hand. Snow days make her go nuts.
Weird we were more concerned with sharing our germs than tag teaming the blow job?
not good my parents heard a big thud and found me passed out in the bathrrom abt an hr ago. hit my head arm and side. dont remember. real talk.
you looked at me, pointed to a car and silently said "the elephant parks here".
Sent him a picture of my pregnant boobs from last year, think he'll notice the difference?
If you two are having sex, stop. I have something really important to ask you about psychics.
Now I can't unsee my hot boss's under-boobs. Monday will be awkward.
Pics or STFU
All I know is that I woke up with my pajamas on inside out in front of a bowl of watered down kd. Sitting up. I didn't even make it to bed.
I'm surprised I didn't lose anything last night. Except maybe my dignity but other than that we gucci.
Yeah that's a good idea.. I like to be responsible when I trip my nuts off
I was walking back to the dorm and was made fun of for wearing a coat. I'M SORRY I CARE ABOUT MY WELL BEING.
That was the night I realized I need to grow up and stop eating mushrooms with strange 40 year old men in convertibles.
I learned so much in Pittsburgh
dude, you ran into a window then asked ME what the fuck I was doing.
You are a genius and a whore.
Do you think telling guys I'm majoring in magic is a good pickup line?
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