i don't have parental supervision. i'm gonna start accepting candy from strangers now.
If I die on my trip, you're my chosen person. Nightstand-vibrators. Computer-iphoto naked pictures. I hope you feel honored.
It was an awkward 3some. I took her from behind while he just made out with her.
Needing to keep one leg on the floor during sex so you dont spin should qualify for some kind of drunk award.
She. Own s my pussycat. Roxk it like. The sun hitting the horizon
He gave up on mugging us when Dave wouldn't stop laughing. He was wiggling his finger at the knife and making baby noises and giggling. The guy just walked away.
Congratulations, your dick has been selected to participate in my birthday sex. Please reply with a response.
Do I have a choice?
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I'm going to text my booty call and tell him nevermind, that I got the job finished by myself. That will teach him to text back faster.
This lesson is brought you by a psychology class.
Hey ask him if he likes swappy seconds
Oh yeah I remember when I first saw Kyler's balls. If there's anything high school swim prepared me for, it's the amount of testicles I would see here
honestly my period and I are just as surprised to see each other every month
YOU HAVE PISSED AND FUCKED ON LITERALLY EVERYTHING IN MY HOUSE
Not everything, just a few things. And only a few times. The odds are really not all that bad when you break it down.
you’ve pissed every time you slept over. there’s no such thing as odds anymore. it’s guaranteed
I just met him at a place called the meat farm, Jesus be a shield.
we are not getting arrested this weekend. I don't care who I have to blow its just not happening.
To describe how high he was he said, " I'm cocked out of my ape sandwich" so yes...that was some pretty good weed.
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