Contrary to popular belief, while 19 is an attractive age, it does not equate to sexual prowess.
He just seriously used the word "skeet." Can we please find another way to get weed?
No. Take one for the team.
just rolled a joint with wrapping paper.. and you say i have no christmas spirit
it's circumsized.
I think this conversation is over.
I'll be honest, not actually surprised to find half a Big Mac box and bits of broken security glass by the sofa.
What color are my eyes?
Ummmm... 34 C?
I'd say the best part of the party was when you screamed to everyone that you were gettin dome on the reg
im pretty sure the interns at this hospital have gotten hotter
Thanks for bringing that stuff to help me feel better...you know, the water, the Gatorade, and the dick. You really are the best friend ever.
Drank your wedding present. Sorry
this makes me concerned. not enough to actually do anything about it, but yeah.
He gets married Father's Day weekend and I just found out I'm pregnant. What do I do?
I still have to bake cookies and shave my legs so Mike can have MILF & cookies when he gets home.
He's coming over again? GIRL, you're thoroughly enjoying the month of Dicktember.
No dude 10 parakeets in your bedroom is 9 parakeets too many. Bring them back. Today!
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