Help. Asians are flirting in front of me(773): They speak asian
Writing a book: The Evolution of the Douche Bag: From Popped Collars to Ed Hardy Shirts. Doing research now.
Make sure you include chapters on white sunglasses, spray tans, and toxic amounts of hair gel.
I haven't been "cry when you eat ben and jerrys" high in a while.
My hispanic family watching the world cup is getting too intense for me. a lit candle was just thrown at me because i walked by the tv.
I heard a loud ass thump and then I saw both dogs coming around the corner.... Without him. I went to check out what happened and the dogs apparently pulled him down onto his face, knocking him out.
I tried to put a seat belt on in the shower. And I'm 80% sure I ate soap.
I mean I drunk but not enough to handle a Scientology convention
The cops said we could pay $250 or spend the night in jail and get 2 free meals. I might pee in mail-boxes more often
michael burned off one of his eyebrows making a pizza so he had to shave off the other one to make it look even. it doesn't look right, but I'd still bang him.
She needs to go. She is like the Yoko Ono of our group.
I thought my ass was sore from the gym then I realized it was from being spanked. Confusing time in my life.
the dj asked me quote "are you sure you're sober enough to do this?" And I grabbed the mic from him and said "ill fucking show you sober- HIT IT". I also dropped the mic at the end so he had to come around and pick it up
Shania Twain would have been proud
That's right. I did.
You are the saddest 25 year old gay man I've ever had the displeasure of knowing.
I had the good sense not to tell her that my summer goal is to get fucked by a med student while wearing a party dress and sparkly shoes
A drag queen just ate a dollar out of my ass. I don't know which one of us has hit rock bottom
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