I too understand the importance of cheesy bread
your address is 607B right?
yeah why?
i need to tell the guy bringing over the flaming bag of dog shit where to put it
Pizza is the life boat of my drunk Titanic
Remember that time we were in the handicap bathroom snorting Molly at the stripclub. That was a defining moment in our friendship
I had to jump out of her car while it was moving enough said
PROFESSOR JUST TOOK A SHOT WITH US BEFORE CLASS. WELCOME TO THE LAST DAY OF FINALS.
He gave me a beer, petted my head, and called me kiddo.
Okay... I just said "preach it" to the pokemon theme song. I'm hammered.
Well if you don't want to be kicked out before last call don't I would suggest stop drinking whiskey and don't call the giant bouncer with the neck tattoo "princess"
I still hate everything and everyone around me. Krampus taught me nothing.
There's lube and condom packets all over the street we missed something awesome.
Last night I recall my hair going up in flames. This is evident by the burnt hair smell that is following me around this morning
so hungover. idk whos house or comp im on
I’d say they were worth it. He screamed “your tits are fanfuckingtastic!”while he was cumming
My boss just offered me a vodka mixed drink at work I do not have a real job
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