trsut me youll find me, im the only kanye west here and every1 is chanting dbag at me
threw up in my backpack again. Asian guy I cheat from wasn't pleased.
At the hospital, the nurse kept telling me that i either had appendicitis, a tubular pregnancy, or an ovarian cyst. I kept asking if i could just have chlamydia instead...
If a young child walked up to you and grabbed your penis, you'd feel violated too.
I can neither confirm or deny any bear related allegations right at this time.
have i crossed some slutty boundary when gay guys are sending me cock pics?
Seriously-without actually meaning the statement for it's words- that made me want to put a baby in you.
I was more obsessed with the sweat stain on her back that was simultaneously shaped like a vagina and the virgin Mary.
the 5 D's of Dodgeball literally just saved my life
you said, 'he held out his hand, that means we don't have to pay' about the taxi driver, and then asked the doorman what happened to your pants...
Masturbating during the Olympics and cumming during the national anthem really is everything it's cracked up to be. Just thought you should know.
I just used my vibrator to scratch my back. This being single shit is for the birds
I can feel your judgement through the phone
Dude get over here. Steven brought super soakers filled with colored vodka.
No I come to this class stoned every week. Except last week when I was drinking in class
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