I asked my mom, she said yes...but you have to shower with grandpa.
You want looks pregnant, is pregnant, or the one with a kid.
While I'm in the bathroom taking a piss you think of a way to get us the hell out of here.
all ten of us were sitting in his room with the lights off and staring at his colorful moving screensaver for two hours. That high.
last night i found out that my 11 year old cousin used me as an example of what not to do in her D.A.R.E. speech. awesome.
yea i really dont care about the sex, i just want him to eat my vag. He has to be good at because of his tremors.
He threw me a bud light and when I opened it he smacked it out of my hand because "Dave giveth, and Dave taketh away". WTF
Hope you had your fill for the summer my friend, because all the cleavage has been put away for the winter. Fear not; it blooms again in May.
I think we need to dedicate ourselves to building your stamina back to uterus breaking level
All his ex-girlfriends are delicate flowers, tho. And I'm like a trash compactor.
I wouldn't worry about it. You know what they say, THICK THIGHS MAKE THE DICK RISE.
The last thing I need is a possessed urethra.
Accidentally made a straight guy question his sexuality again. I really gotta watch myself.
Dude, they hit that lizard part of my brain that tells me to fuck people.
Preach sister.
just ran into my father at CVS while buying condoms...he winked at me. I really need to move out of this town.
sober me doesnt really want him anymore, but when drunk me takes over, she might want him, and god only knows the shit that might happen with drunk me.
I wanna print it out and hang it on the fridge like parents do with good report cards.
oh the joys of a picture of a negative pregnancy test
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