I hate the awkward morning-after-I-took-your-virginity conversations.
she looked me in the eyes and called me a poet because i was singing lady gaga, then she fell over...
my affection for youporn is starting to get disturbing... i just thought about sending them a christmas card
Theres someone in the car behind me eating corn on the cob & talking on the phone
The vibrator you gave me is probably the one thing I will never give up if we got robbed at gunpoint
This would be a good time for the don't get drunk and bang a married chick pep talk...
Let's just say that watching the sunrise in a space helmet is really the only way to do it.
But I was triple fisting doubles, that's bound to be a good time. Might have a broken collarbone though.
May the one with the liver that just won't quit win
Running errands with mom, cool. Coming to pleasures with mom for her valentines night, not ever in a million years cool.
You're the reason I lose Never Have I Ever
We're like a dynamic duo.
Bisexual and Proud, Lesbian and Loud.
Drunkness level: fluent in olde norse
My brother and I have had one conversation in the past like 3 weeks and it was about what it would be like as a sentient butt plug
I don't care what you say about him, his cock is the stuff dreams are made of.
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