Note to self: soco dudes get amusinly uncomfotable when I moan at the urinal.
how the hell did we fit 12 drunk lesbians in your car?! I felt like we were playing lesbian tetris last night.
Ok forget what i said about christmas break being awful. Chasing shots with fudge
My motherly instincts are overcoming my slutty ones
I'm pretty sure we put the facepaint on during whippets
I have no valid justification for peeing in your kitchen, but I don't think it's worth breaking up over.
sorry he hasn't talked to me since the surprise salvia incident...
I am fine. Katie thinkr i broke things pole dancing. I am coherant.
I woke up to him peeling the skin on my stomach from my sunburn. If he wasn't so good in bed I'd be a little freaked out.
So I peed on what I thought was a wall while in nashville come to find out while running from the cop it was just a dark tinted window and the while bar witnessed me peeing
the scent of your tears make me crave pizza
How the hell do you leave a party with a kitten? It's missing and everyone knows it was you.
Haunted Houses: fun, lame, or love to sneak off and get fingered in the dark alley way?
I vaguely recall putting a toaster in the freezer.
I just saw your mom take a body shot off an undergrad, please tell me you're somewhere near by.
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