that would be two times in a week with two different guys.
they have the same name so it only counts as one guy right?
when i spit it made a heart shape. i think it's a sign
This exeeds the amount of high I planned on being.
I passed out in the stadium during the 4th quarter and you guys just left me there?
Yea, but we put money for a cab in your pocket.
I lost my keys but found four buffalo wings in my pockets
Dude, im sorry I had sex with that girl I was trying to hook you up with last night. Good news though she puts out
he puked all over my guest bed and the said he felt good enough to clean it up. he poured bleach all over the bed and passed out in it. he had the chemiacal burn for a month...
come over. We can flirt with the criteria for substance abuse and talk about our daddy issues
I think were only still together so we can make each other miserable
Whoever was doing lines off my iPad is a dick. Also bring Gatorade, for I hunger
For Who flesh?
I mean it could have been worse, I could have been sober.
Would it be totally wrong, that in honor of princess leias death, I role played as her??
Hope you’re getting action boo.
Definitely no. I woke up next to a bag of McDonald's.
I accidentally made jungle juice last night.
I'm just really glad SD weather is so erratic so I can get away with wearing a scarf in May to cover up these hickeys.
Randomize
