Even though he is humpbacked he is really good in bed.
Also managed to rip my pants and set myself on fire. And oddly enough I'm still not ready to ask for 2010 back.
thanks for the bloody nose. you probably dont remember, i'm not mad.. only because your boobs are to blame
I'm one ex away from doing an entire victory lap of all of the guys I've hooked up with since second semester of freshman year. Single me is scary.
I'm so confused. I feel like I just intentionally took roofies to see where I'd end up.
Found my bike today. On top of the garage. I'm not even going to ask myself why.
I just found out via Facebook that my old dorm room is now the free condom distribution room on campus...IT'S LIKE THE UNIVERSE KNOWS!
Only in my life does a conversation about Hanukkah lead to sexting
You have not lived until you've puked on your sequined UGGs in the Rite Aid parking lot while going to buy emergency contraceptives.
last thing I remember was someone walking in on me sitting in the bathtub listening and singing along to Britney spears "Till the world ends" on repeat.
Xanax and cookies, it's good to be home
Hey, it's all about finding the bright side. And boobs are definitely a bright side.
Take the weirdness of Japan and add the insanity of Florida and that's Jimmy
Ive never seen a drunk man get suplexed before last week, now its the standard requirement every time we go out.
I'm just impressed that you can puke without losing your gum
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