Think the blond can even spell "shiksa"?
How does everyone that never saw me naked know I'm built like a smurf?
Until he has ordered mozzarella sticks & beers at 2pm while wearing formal attire, then this is still my bar.
I know eh? If a man wants to pay 7 bucks to see some boobies he should be allowed to do so in peace.
i left with the words "thank you for undersanding my sluttiness"
I'm drinking Leinenkugel through a Red Vine. I'm not drunk. I'm just happy with my life so far.
I need to pack up my vagina and leave. We only do bad things together.
I turned around and there were three 10 year old kids running around with sparklers. Weirdest college part ever.
Welcome to Philly.
Omg my butt feels so much better. Those suppositories are magic. It feels like Jesus fingered me in my sleep.
You cant use biscuit as a chaser
I mean, it was a fun hookup and he's cute and whatnot, but he wouldn't go down on me. Plus he's a republican. Idk why but those things feel like they go hand in hand.
I punched the bar tender after he cut me off. Hopped over the bar and made my own drink. That's how I got tazed
My vagina feels like a chupacabra ripped me apart using its mythological set of needle pointed teeth
If my vagina were a person, it just ran a marathon.
You almost lost your european virginity to a Peruvian man waering a do-rag in a port-a-potty.
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