Did you read the article making fun of the right wing extremists? How they organized this 'tea party', and to propagate it they would mail teabags to their senators? And it became a verb...they had posters saying 'teabag obama!' yeah...
A message to Mrs Obama perhaps?
Tonight's Real World episode reinforced the well-known fact that men of any caliber can hook up with girls named "Crystal"
Facebook stalking a girl from Germany is harder then you think.you have to copy and paste all this shit into freetranslations.com then try and piece together an awkward sentence. If only I could put this energy into something productive.
Thinking about fake proposing to my gf just so the middle aged women next to us will buy us drinks
Also managed to rip my pants and set myself on fire. And oddly enough I'm still not ready to ask for 2010 back.
What is the appropriate way to inform him that I am TOTALLY down for break up sex?
She is still a psychotic unstable bitch, and is therefore PERFECT drinking game fodder
She kept pulling joints out of her bra and asking strangers for birthday hugs.
Archery is over so let's go back to not giving a fuck for the next 3 years and 11 months
I want to play lord of the rings tonight. And by that I mean get really drunk, potentially lost, and go trekking through the woods or climbing shit. I want all of you there. You are the fellowship. This is a mass text. I am insanely high.
I just literally had a dance party in my closet. I've never been this blazed.
Had a slight melanoma scare this morning. Spoiler alert, it was Nutella.
IM BACK TOGETHER WITH MY BF AND HERE YOU ARE SUCKING DICK FROM 2009
We need to know if his feet match his cock.
Dude. why do I feel like I am cheating on you every time I do shrooms?
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