At what point did we cease to have vaginas?
Sometime in the sweat pants phase freshman year.
how do you tell a roommate that having sex on your bottom bunk is not appropriate even if she has a top bunk that's hard to climb to?
Your fb status are always so intriguing.. Often make me picture you naked
No one intentionally makes bad decisions, just errors in judgement. You have your boyfriend I have a restraining order from universal studios. It's all relative
I was tripping so hard I was disappointed when I pulled back the shower curtain and shrek wasn't standing there
I can't stream porn because Xbox live is taking all the Internet. I thought having a male roommate would make life easier.
Just found the last picture of me as a virgin. Framed it.
I asked if I could borrow some condoms. She referred to herself as "a soup kitchen for whores".
You've gotta make sure the carpets match the drapes, though.
I am not dying my bush blue.
I couldn't think of the word "bath" so instead I told him I was marinating in soapy water
And when I feel bad about myself I go to the library and suck my pen over an open book, counting the seconds until a guy sits across from me and tries to get my attention
Nothing but goodness could come from two friends getting naked. Think of all the good advice and other things we could give to each other.
I just sat watching friends in the bathtub by candlelight...nights like this make me wonder if I ever want to be in a relationship again
Are you alive? Cause this is my official "im actually alive" text.
I can't say too many people would say watching their drunk best friends fuck in a hot tub is very normal.
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