I told u I don't really remember everything lol i pretty much remember not lasting as long as I norm and that I wore a condom, I hate condoms
So my grandma sent me a doily for my birthday - don't ask why, I don't know. Anyways I put my bong on it, I think it actually classed up the joint.
I have taken lazynest to a new level. I took a picture of the notes on the board instead of writing them. I win.
do you think the kids from 7th heaven are mad that dennis and sweet dee are their half-brother and sister?
How did you steal an entire pie?
I don't know. It's in my purse.
What's a "vodkaffle"?
It's where she puts vodka in the waffle mix.
I kind of learned that hotels are unnecessary. Boys will just take you home, but that's tough with a group. I believe in us, though.
6 beers, 3 orange crushes, & half a fire ball later & you get my alter ego.
I don't remember but we shouldn't have a problem. Unless drunk you encouraged drunk me not to wear a condom.
I think we have a problem.
So I woke up alone in the hotel room clutching a bible to my chest. Explain, please.
She told him that she never wanted to see him again then took his takeout box of bacon cheddar fries and got in the uber saying "for feminism"
Just found a note on the bed that said "Dear mittens, had to leave early I'll be back soon."
WTF? Are you mittens?
It shouldn't be this hard to find someone who you haven't blown.
Do NOT. I repeat. DO NOT call me little one after we have fucked. In no world is that ok. Even jesus agrees.
i found a picture from last night of you sat on the floor naked, covered in butter and crying. care to explain?
I was hoping you could tell me..
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