Yep Great. Apparently I didn't just say things once that night. Drink. Yell. Repeat.
U also mentioned u werent wearing any underwear hahahaha
he didn't want to fuck because he was too busy skateboarding. what are we 12? I'm too old for this shit.
We started snorting MDMA at 3 in the afternoon...it was never going to end well.
you yelled "who's job is it to keep me from breaking shit" and then immediately ripped off the molding as you fell down the stairs.
I need to hump something and I know u understand.
He could stay over, if you'd just ask.
Yeah. What am I supposed to say? "Oh, my couch is occupied, but my vagina's not"
What's the procedure for answering a booty call from someone under house arrest?
I'm not gonna lie. The thing I miss the most about him right now is the air conditioned hotel rooms.
I've got your keys and your panties. You can have one back. Your play honeybuns.
I caught a glimpse of his penis. I can only imagine what your mom's vagina goes through because of that penis
Only you would get a side of potential vagina with your sandwich
I love you with the passion of a thousand FUCKBOYS during the height of week 1 texting
i dont think sending her flowers will make her forgive you running over her foot.
I just puked into a clean basket of laundry.
I got eaten out in the igloo at snow-kings castle last night.My thighs were literally melting ruts in the ice bench.Definitely colder than the minus 40 blowjob at Desiree's wedding
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