I don't think he has that. His apartment was pretty much a tv and a bed. Topless girl calendar and a glass of water to put out cigarettes.
In other news I saw a pack of make believe zombies walking down green st.
gotta love wednesdays
You broke into someone's house and stole a pan of lasagna.
I think I just saw my 8th grade band teacher trying to pick up a hooker
At this point I just want to meet a man with a job.
wanna tell me why theres a glass of water stuffed with tamptons in the freezer?
I woke up in an empty bathtub with the wrong brother
I just burped smoke on the bus. Hello 6:48am
Apparently I came into our room and told her that there should be a zipline from our window to Walgreens so that I could get chicken noodle soup
He stopped in the middle of us banging in order to check in for his Southwest flight.
there's people who respect me enough not to bang on my bed and i think that's beautiful
Waking up with cheese all over my clothes and my vibrator in my pants is a sign we drank way too much tequila last night
She pinched my nipples too hard I THINK THEYRE GONE
I TOLD YOU ABOUT GOTH CHICKS BRO. I WARNED YOU
He has a wall filled with panties from past hook ups. So no, I didn't fuck him.
it’s my vagina i can do what i want to
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