Going to a jewelry store high is not a good idea. I look like mr.t's wife.
I just found out you can file for divorce online. I love America.
NoDDING MY HEAD LIKE uyuEAH MOViUNG MY HiPS LioKe YEAhhhhhhhhhhh
wow.
Do you remember anything yesterday that led to needing a cup of couscous in my closet?
he handed me my panties in front of my date. turns out he wasn't that mad.
Just started taking liver support pills. Welcome to Senior year.
My sister was crawling her way home and kept asking us to carry her,then she insisted on grabbing at our ankles til she passed out, how was your night?
Rub those nipples and moan like a platypus.
Jesus, are you hammered?
Hammered for that juicy ass. I'll bring the straws.
I think we've had way too many heart to hearts in the Mc Donalds parking lot for this to be a healthy relationship
We got security called on us. Apparently the wedding down the street didn't appreciate the trespassing or our loud as fuck rendition of We Are Young.
You were dancing with his friend and you stopped to literally push the girl he was dancing with out of the way to make out with him
You can't have your cake and publicly stick your dick in it too
I feel like a sex bomb and I need to go explode on somebody
I've been in town for almost 36 hrs and I haven't made out with a stranger yet - I consider THAT a record!
Dude it's unhealthy how much I love vagina in my face
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