Incredible sex, Maddow, more sex, spoon, sex again
I drowning out her crying with songs from the Beatles it's good for us both. She relives her 30s and i dont have to hear her cry
he just called me skinny, hes either trying to get laid, or i'm going to have to marry this man
Yea. But u kept saying "as long as she doesn't have aids" so I was concerned
you blew your rape whistle in his face every time he got near a girl till he left the party...
And with me just getting pulled over and you maxing your card out on tennis balls I don't know if we can afford it
And I think short bridesmaids dresses are the best idea especially for bathroom sex
He said I could liberate his beef and all I could think about was how I don't eat veal for political reasons.
You passed out with your mouth on the faucet, straddling the keg, with your arms wrapped around it
It's 4/20. I'm not too worried about "healthy"
Did I run into a tree or get punched in the face?
Both.
Yea not today, I ending up taking a shit behind a tree last night.
Sending out old nude selfies with the message "#tbt"
I shouldn't have to tell you to stop throwing knives at me.
bitch, i have a flask. i've got things under control.
god. marry me.
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