Brickbreaker makes my post drinking poops that much better. Sorry, I had to tell someone who might agree.
I was so hungover that I had to stop in the middle of the game and throw up. The fans cheered.
Halloween has nothing on dressing up as as the INS on cinco de mayo
from the looks of the bare footprints in the snow it looks like i was dancing in circles which explains the frozen puke
It's 2:30 on a Friday afternoon. It's snowing and must be about 20 degrees outside. I'm sitting in this class with 300 people using up every ounce of energy and willpower not to puke all over the girl in front of me. This has got to stop.
Can I tell him I got herpes from your bong instead of from that guy who claimed to be an olympic diver?
I saw a crackhead in a ballerina outfit riding a bike while waving her hands and one leg in the air. Never seen such talent in my life
Look. I've got things to do today.. Will you hurry up and come over so I can give you some head and get my day started already
Outside
And the next morning he asked me why I had clothes on so I said so that he could take them off again.
He lit a candle for the mood and ended up lighting my hair on fire while we were hooking up...moodkiller
He FaceTimed me fucking his new girlfriend. He was wearing a banana costume.
I deserve to have sex with a hot freshman ok
Can you tell dad to stop liking and sharing porn on FB again?
I will consider it. I need to determine if ogling him is worth almost certain death via zipline.
Kinda thinking about going to my moms wedding high
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