ARI BLEW A 2.0 HAHAHAHAHAHHAHH THESE COPS ARE SO COOL!!!!
It's just like the Real World with babies
had to ask my 13 year old sister if she knew any dealers... she did. it's good to be home.
remember last year when i left for the bar in flip flops and came back in heels?
it happened again.
he came on my stomach, took his sock off, wiped it up, put his sock back on along with his shoes and left.
I'm seriously gonna die surrounded by a million cats and an unbroken hymen
dude all you wanted to do was sleep under a bridge
I'm going to make an art book filled with pics of me peeing in every bar bathroom I've ever been in. Dedicating it to you. You're welcome.
She dresses cool and she's mean. And she has fake boobs I feel like I can relate to her on so many levels.
Ok, so technically yes she wore a red tank top to the stoplight party. But under it was a yellow bra and green panties.
you know i have almost 1500 fb friends but not ONE drunk booty call?
In Punta Cana for my bachelor trip, hopefully tomorrow my passport is blacklisted
my roommate was being a bitch so I changed my Netflix password on her. 21st century slap in the face ladies and gentleman
Look, I've got a really big car. We just need to put ourselves in it and put some body parts in other body parts.
Arrived home from picking Mom and Nana up at the airport to find Marc buck ass nude beneath the Christmas tree. Nana says she always knew I was queer.
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