oh wait, my morality sensor is a little fucked up since I almost let my little sister's friend blow me.
He puts stickers to promote his new shirt company in every sack he sells. He's like the donald trump of weed
So there's dick imprints in the peanut butter
She's licking the seat belt now. Feeling a little uncomfortable
So yes, he's hot, a scorpio, an artist and a perfect cock. I think my bi train just arrived in gay town.
Someone just took a shot from my crotch. I should not have to drive home
So apparently I threw a potted plant at a clown last night and told him to get his life together.
I just want to have sex and eat oreos. and then take body shots. like everyday.
Babies are disgusting. I held one once. Then I washed my hands and rinsed my mouth out with wine.
Officially conquered sex on my couch with my dad asleep in the next room
I like how you say "conquered" as if that was your sole mission in life
So I just had breakfast and then sex in a parking garage before he went to school and thus I am loving my life
When you wake up with a bow tie and mustache drawn on your penis, you know you had a good night.
And the 'kicked out of Xmas party' trophy goes to me. 3rd nomination, first win.
Well I've always wanted to get head while playing WoW...
K I'll do it, but mine is going to be WAY weirder. Your not allergic to shellfish, right?
would you eat cereal with weed in it
who is this???
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