She was lying the whole time!
She was a great actress
I was a great dumbass
I have a pretty basic diameter of my vaginal abyss. I'm sure it won't hurt.
i stole $50 bucks from my girlfriends purse to pay for my other girls abortion pill...shes gonna be pissed
fter the third song from an iPod commercial played I realized how much that frat sucked.
She was adopted and used to dance at Sapphire. just my speed.
i just threw up in the porta potty. i am in no condition to be guarding anyone's life rite now.
she's throwing a head of lettuce everywhere shouting HEADS UP and trying to get us to play catch with her. i'm scared.
I was masturbating with the shower head and someone flushed the other toilet. Pretty sure I have 3rd degree burns on my clit.
We just threw our carpet out of our room. Via fourth floor window style.
Omg. The news was on TV while I was giving him a bj...when the weatherman said its a beautiful start to December, he groaned and said it sure is.
Cocaine can totally be concealed as MAC finishing powder. Drug dealer creds just went up 120 percent
And the view of you in reverse cowgirl is arguably the most spectacular view ever... And I've seen the Eiffle tower, the colosseum, mountains of Hawaii, Michaelangelo's David, and the Mona Goddamn Lisa. Just saying.
What do you take me for? I'm not trying to lure you into bed with stories of my dead aunt.
i don't know what happened one minute im stumbling home drunk and the next im drinking pabst and smoking with a french guy ive never met named hugo.
yea, she was legit pissed that her rasberry vodka ice cubes never actually froze. but we couldnt convince her otherwise.
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