You watched "From Justin to Kelly" and sang along to more than half of the songs. I didn't know whether to laugh or to be insanely frightened that you knew almost all the lyrics.
homeboy just tried to sext with me at 8:30 in the morning while I was on a job interview...
so you did it...
obv...but still...it was inconsiderate.
So, how do I go about conveying: I'm sorry, yet very glad she is having my abortion. Via text msg?
I wish you would always start your sentences with "speaking of my clit..."
My spanish isn't great but I'm pretty sure he was calling me a "little monkey" while I was blowing him
Well, i'm not sure how that works so i wish both you and your vagina luck on your voyage.
And i didn't ask you to do that, You showed your penis at your own free will.
We found her on the trampoline. She told us she was jumping so she could puke & rally. I think I want to marry her.
did i try to light ur hair on fire with a sparkler at the club saturday?
I'm just going to say , cocktail races are not for a Wednesday night maybe not even a Friday type of deal
Just because you can put your penis in it does not make it "good stuff".
Dude. I am seriously trying SO hard not to be amused by Honey Boo Boo. But the fact is, she just got a mani pedi with her gay uncle Poodle, and he got a discount because he only has nine toes, and I am ALL IN.
I don't think you understand. I woke up under the car. At 3 am. In the club parking lot.
I watched you down those shots like a lion cub watching its mother rip apart a gazelle
My parents worry about me having parties when they go on vacation. Umm no it just means I'm drinking and smoking alone on the first floor of the house instead of the second
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