...is it true? will i see you next weekend
YES.
ah, i can't wait till there's negative 2 inches between us
he's going on about how he's going to treat me right and wants to let himself be in love with me and spend a lot of time together. kids these days. like its not about sex anymore. i'm confused.
Is it weird that I found myself thinking of that blue chick from Avatar while she gave me head after the movie?
i've never smoked before...when you said wake and bake i thought you meant like a funeral bbq or something
the orgasm was like being thrown to the other end of reality, so getting a nosebleed from it wasnt too upsetting at that point
Just had a stripper snatch my glasses off my face with her ass
Btw, I'm creating an event on fb to celebrate the one yr anniversary since we went to jail.
I wish they'd wear their tampons on the outside. At least gimme some warning
Also he wants to know a casual, consise way to ask a girl in a bar if he could eat her out. Think on that.
Alls I remember is making out with that chick.
Nope that was a dude
I think these people may actually be nudists. You know it's bad when I feel uncomfortable.
We could make it cute. Like "oh those two cute lesbians who are about five foot two who sell the cocaine down the street. You know the ones? With the Yorkies?"
I'd like to be surprised that there's a picture of someone pouring champagne in my boobs on Instagram, but I can't.
Our first crop came in on the day that they added Hercules to Netflix Instant, I think it's the universe telling us that it approves of us growing shrooms in our guest room.
You were in the girls bathroom yelling at some random chick because you thought she stole all the urinals. That's why you were kicked out.
Randomize
