You know im sick of people that are still obsessed w obama. that was sooooo last year
yeah. and then it was like the room of requirement. the elevator just opened for our threesome.
My psychiatrist is "consulting" others. I am high-achieving nuts.
i've really grown. sober me left an alarm for me every 10 minutes that said NO FAT CHICKS!
dude. im stealing that.
I kept calling him escargot instead of Estaban..I don't think that was the wisest choice.
Some guy just drank alcohol from me shoe..I think he's had enough..
I'm super stoned watching the vatican smoke cam. Come over.
I rather not break my neck. It's hard to look sexy with a neck cast.
I'm spending tomorrow doing taxes and making jello shots. Is this adulthood?
Seriously bro? Indoor roman candle wars? I guess I'll never see that fucking security deposit again
We set around a table in a hotel room and he spoon fed Molly to everyone there... I felt sketch for sec but then... Oh well.
there was a goddamn geisha at house. my dick feels more cultured.
He wore a t-shirt that had an arrow pointing to his crotch and "DO IT FOR THE VINE" on it.
At least he's honest about how long he'll last.
You know the rule about how you feel bad for getting food and not offering other people you're around, does that apply when you eat burger king at a strip club?
How early is too early to start day drinking? Asking for a friend
About five minutes ago. You’re good now.
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