you're drinking in the law library????
...not a bad idea....
probably not a good idea either.
Feel like bed is flying. Not sure where we're going. Hope there is candy.
He looks like Spencer from the game Dreamphone
It's refreshing to see you in something that is stained with something other than vomit and spilled alcohol.
its not a holiday until ive ruined the family picture because im drunk
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i loe djcudia fjxos rue.
they won't let me drive with my sombrero
Confirmed. Vegetarians give terrible head.
Pretty sure I recall hugging our waiter from the bar last night. That also means we are NEVER going there again
As i was laying there shouting that he dislocated my hip he actually reached his armed around and patted himself on the back
I can't believe you big bird do not remember battling a shark last night it turned into a Pokemon battle and big bird over powered the shark
I'm still in my ugly sweater and underwear drinking coffee next to a plate of assorted treats we stole from the party. I got a new sweater by the way, its shoulderpad-y and looks like a news anchor got thrown up on by Liberace. I'm pretty proud.
That's why you need to have them together. Katie started crying on the couch and she just gave her a tube of crackers and picked up a beer at the same time. She's like a goddess of making things chill
Did my roommate wake up in your girlfriend's apartment in drag again?
Just found out my dad smokes weed too. Mom, grandma, all aunts and uncles, and now my dad too. It's like I'm genetically engineered to be a stoner.
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