New drinking game: drink every time the guy whose room we are in is creepy
enjoy the hospital
I like you better when you drink
I like you better when I drink too
Using Dr. Seuss quotes to ask me how badly I want your penis is not appropriate.
Just violated the laws of fuck-buddyship and talked to him about my personal life. I don't like it.
at least you got your priorties in line. new years first, than the baby.
Shit. We're going to have to drink until they're cute
Hello cirrhosis
Remember that time I tried to pierce your nipples while high... it's like that, only with more blood... and less nipples
No like you fell onto the fence. I don't even know how you got into the fenced in area.
oh god my hair smells like rotten vegetables, sweat, and tequila. I wanna party with your neighbors every night.
You know it's been awhile when the imagery of fucking AT A DENNY'S gets me really turned on.
You kept saying we got to find the end of the rainbow, which turned out to be a box of lucky charms and Guinness in the bag of cereal
Safe to say I'm terrified but totally AMPED
Ok, maybe playing "whose family is most dysfunctional" wasn't the best drunk idea we've had. Todd''s been crying in the bathroom for an hour. We can't get him out...
You got naked in his car? Or the koala suit was in his car? One of those sounds a lot less slutty than the other......
honestly performing my own hysterectomy would hurt less than my cramps right now.
Randomize
