Oh just a soda. I'm "driving"
oh well we may not be friends on facebook but at least i got laid
is it true that cum stays in you for 7 years?
that's gum
well,he told me "i bet you five bucks that i can right cum on the mirror with my cum" i said alright do it, lets just say he's five bucks richer...
I had another sleeping on concrete incident.
like a sex slave...but with a better dental insurance plan
It's total crap. On a side note I watched a porn of 4 guys wrestling in chocolate then messing around with each other. It was like a dream come true
That's awesome and prob the first time you had an idea of what to do. I'm super proud of you Chelz
Its cos im stoned ! My high self is maturing
For the record, it's NEVER ok to discuss my stripper-related injuries with my fiance.
They were swingers. Real swingers. Thought it was going to be awesome until some fat guy tried to put my dick in his mouth.
Dude respond to my evite. You're either coming to the orgy or not.
I've orgasmed so many times tonight I think I've become enlightened
And then I went through the chix filet drive through for breakfast in all my republican post sex glory
I mean, if there was a version of you with a penis, you'd fuck it...right? Like just outta curiosity at least
I broke a rule
Which One?!
The one where I shouldn't sleep with your friends. I broke this particular rule 4 times.
You're officially the worst brother ever.
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