i'm going to rape that little man
omg not your brother
oh no, I think we did it in the 'front asshole'
We traveled between two mile markers in 18 seconds. Do the math.
I just saw a girl wearing a flannel shirt that would make 1992 cringe
after the cops left he pulled the weed out of his ass and we smoked it
she told me i should dip my dick in chocolate and then let her blow me since it was her 2 favorite things. weird or my new valentine for this year?
I wont be hard to find. Im wearing a darth vader mask and I have a megaphone.
we weren't quite sure what was on that mirror, so we snorted it and hoped for the best
Look dude, you cant keep blaming everything on the new years party. Its february...
Waking up in a pool chair wrapped in toilet paper is not what I planned when I agreed to movie night
Let me tell you the story of bicurious george
You know it was a weird week when you have a mystery bruise and youre unsure if it was from crazy sex or getting bit by a duck. Life.
I probably shouldn't be taking relationship advice from my side piece...
he was wearing a pyjama shirt under a dress shirt under a hoodie under a robe under a rain poncho the man was prepared for anything
He tripped and fell all the way to the ground and then stood right back with out spilling a drop of his 3/4 full glass of rum and coke. It was like watching something from the matrix
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