your room smells of hookers.
And success
I wish they made sweatshirts for legs
you mean pants?
letting you know, as a good neighbor, that when your windows open and your shade is up we can hear and see you dancing naked to money maker... nice boobs
he told me my vagina was like a beautiful piece of salami
I tried to sit on a barstool last night...it was an open trashcan.
No im just getting a road beer. You got my pants?
Pretty sure that molly fried my sinus infection away; i regret nothing
lonely sunday drunk me decided to tweeze my pubes. HORRIBLE IDEA
Hey! I need booze. And penises. And a lot of mistakes that I will regret in the morning.
JUST BECAUSE I LIKE TO BE TIED UP AND SPANKED DOESNT MEAN IM GOING TO LIKE TO BE TIED UP AND SPANKED AT WORK
i believe in u and ur pee
I did what i always do when i miss him; masturbate and watch Bridges of Madison County.
This is why I can't take dates to shows... I've literally made out with everyone in this band. And two of the guys in the crowd. And the bartender.
What the fuck dude?
Sorry bro...
YOU HUMPED ME FOR AN HOUR WHILE YELLING "I GOTTA ASSERT DOMINANCE"
I never thought I'd be judging my neighbors sex lives before age 30 but here we are
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