he has a girlfriend so we used my stuffed animals to pretend to have sex
Is it weird if i grunt like Tim Taylor when im having sex AND grilling steaks??
Well hey if hot cowboys are involved then all bets are off.
No I'm not coming over. That Bob Ross drinking game is too intense.
Despite fighting the urge to vomit throughout the whole thing, I think that interview went really well!
This year I'm going to try NOT getting arrested. I think the 30th birthday is the cutoff for calling Mom to bail me out.
hey, this is the ginger girl from the party...i've thought about it and I wanna join the american girl drinking team
There was a cop outside the house so we just put the alcohol in this watermelon
She was wearing my robin hood hat from Halloween shouting "steal from the rich and give to the poor, mothafuckaaaaas." We are taking her everywhere.
ok it turns out chain mail does not protect against falling down a flight of stairs. please send help.
This weekend I forgot a cup, so I drank my wine out of a Pringles can. So classy. You would have been so proud.
He sent me a snapchat of him singing wrecking ball. Guess what the wrecking ball was. Hint: he literally came.
It's not a walk of shame if you run
Bleach your asshole, I'm on my way.
Who is this?!?!
Almost gave the delivery guy a 34 dollar tip. That high
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