i just saw a foot job.
porn is incredible...
shhh. i hid the ranch dip behind the rooster. don't tell anyone that way you can find it in the morning and it won't be all eaten.
wrong number but thanks
He proposed that we "bone". I've completely given up on boys.
i carry sandwiches in my pockets more than any normal person should
I'm sorry but when I'm riding in the trunk on the way to mcdonalds at 6 am I just don't want to listen to reba macintire
i woke up to him dangling his cock in front of my face
We hooked up with his aunt passed out next to us. It was just like old times.
Tell me not to purchase 500 ball pit balls and a kiddy pool
No
Smoked Hookah in the playhouse last night. Childhood was so fun.
Dude. It's not even nine. I don't know yet.
Drink number four. Don't even tell me about its not even nine
Let me refresh your memory. New Year's Eve in the back of my car you grabbed my hand and said feel my tumor on my butthole and at that moment I swear we were infinite
call me with an emergency in 5 min. This chick has a strap on hangin behind the bathroom door.
I kinda got drunk and threw my debit card into a bonfire so I don't have any money at the moment lol.
We need to leave a grand offering for the god of free booze and salvia.
I think I deserve an award for the breakup text I sent him. Like a pulitzer prize or a donut or something.
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