you dont remember trying to break dance in the middle of the casino floor on ur own throw up?
oh that explains alot.
I woke up in what appears to be a taco bell graveyard in my bed.
Thanks for stealing lime trees for me at 4:00 am. We're well on our way to having sustainable supplies for mojitos this summer.
I woke up to him eating cereal out of my viking helmet with a shot glass. No idea where he got the milk.
it's pretty bad when you go in bed bath and beyond and recognize 6 different bed spreads you've had sex on
Of course... Double fistin nati light cuz the powers out and it cuts down the times i gotta open the fridge... Genius
6 beers and it feels like I've been drinking water... Daiquiri time
The only thing I remember is doing a toddlers and tiaras dance routine onstage. I fucking CURTSIED.
OMG stop. Pretty feet? Sparkle baby!
You called me and said "Aidan's unconscious" to which he said "I'm conscious, I'm conscious pilot"
He was filled with the holy spirit. And vodka.
Well that's the thing. He does want to take me out... To a strip club. I see this going down a very bad road but you know I'm going to go.
Happy birthday, you long dick monster
We are gonna sacrifice to and pray to every god in this world that he doesn't find out about her sleeping with his old roommate.
It's like the cookie assaulted me with being high.
Went home with a guy last night with Taco Bell sauce in my hair and on my pants
Fuck me I smell like cheese
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