He said he was just looking at my pictures and was thinking about how he wanted to cut my hair..then dye it black and put platnium blonde extensions throughout it and layer my hair
No, computers are like whores. moody bitches that cost too much and no matter how much protection you have you can still get a virus
apparently i'm not the first person wake up and realize she's ugly cuz i tore this house apart and there is no sign of my clothes
I've spent too much of my life staring at my bberry and counting to 5 to see if it blinks
I wish you could buy pregnancy test at the liquor store, it's the only place I feel comfortable being a disgrace because I know they understand why it happened...
I should just tell him this. He doesn't need to be all nice and ask me on dates and to do gay stuff like hangout during the day. I'll still sleep with him regardless.
he called you a drunk bob the builder and you proceeded to explain how you were going to build ramps throughout the house
you threatened to puke on the table cause they didnt serve eggs Benedict
She says she'll teach me how to make her squirt tonight so yea, I'm bailing again. I'm not sayin sorry since you don't have a better offer.
I'm sick of being the only unemployed member of the group. Doing things alone isn't partying. Its sad.
It's a good cause. For your vagina.
Bring gay.
By that I meant the rum. I just realized that my request made no sense. You always bring gay.
First of all you can never say anal too much. Second I now think you're a total gentleman.
Rarely has that paragraph ever been put together
im not letting a little injury get in the way of my alcoholic/drug problems. we ARE getting turnt tonight.
I was just informed that I asked for a glass of wine at the police station
I'm sure it would have gone very well with the cigarette you lit there.
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