pissed the bed twice, first one side then rolled over , other side. boom.
She seriously needs to find another hobby other than bouncing on cock.
Facebook really needs to add a bikini picture profile tab for girls, it would really save me countless amounts of time!
Then you jumped off your bed with your arms outstretched, yelled "I'm Goliath, watch out New York!" and then began singing the Gargoyles theme song as you 'soared' around your room.
Don't be ridiculous, the Gargoyles theme song has no words. How could I sing that mess?
You just started going "da da da da da! da da da da da! DA DA!!" then going "swoosh" as you glided about.
I just blew my nose and little bits of weed came out.
can you explain how you are here for one night and now my kitchen table is in 11 pieces..
i'm pretty sure i saw my life flash before my eyes when we ran a red light. i continued to drink and be the drunk backseat driver.
The last thing I remember is stabbing him with his diabetes medicine
I'm having horrible flashbacks of being groped by Pauly Shore.
I saw you sitting on top of my car trying to row back home... Did you make it?
he fucked me with his goalie mask on. it was like sleeping with Darth Vader
So after taking my shirt off, he pulls my bra off like a hockey jersey. FUCKIN PRO. Guy knew what he wanted.
Im shooting goldshlager and waxing my crotch
I found more straws in my beard this morning. Please stop doing that.
My brother is chasing tequila with vodka. Not sure how it will turn out, but I like his style.
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