sooo how much is appropriate to spend on a vibrator? what if it is really legit looking?
Good. I was naked most of the night. But sometimes I would wear my tux vest...But only my tux vest. It was classy
Thank God they found balloon boy, I was afraid that Michael Jackson was ordering take out from heaven.
I was officially considered the drunkest person in cuba when the bartender at the swim up bar made me wear a life jacket for 'safety purposes'
You were hanging upside down on the subway with your feet in the stirrup handle bars. the children were amused.
This girl did not understand, once police sirens go on, road-head needs to STOP
What do I wear to meet his family/put his dog to sleep? Is there even an appropriate outfit for this occasion?
I give him a gold star every time I orgasm. His room looks like he's freaking King Midas.
The last thing I want is a chocolate mold of my cock competing with my real cock for time spent in your mouth
im sure shes a lovely person but i cant be friends with someone that doesnt drink. its just not right.
I have to deal with three things I do not like this weekend. Pooping in toilets that are not mine. Air mattresses. Not beating off in the shower.
I took so my adderall all I can do is lie on my floor and stare too hard at my hedgehog. He has 42 spines in the dark spot on his shoulder btw.
It's amazing where one well timed dick pic can get you in life.
...I think I just watched a boy make a sandwich seductively. What.
I'm so glad you haven't fallen off any more yachts
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