Picture Ja Rule and 50 Cent having a sexy full grown love child son...He's on my bus right now, wearing an outside jacket with no shirt underneath. My fashion sense and libido are fighting it out.I'll keep you posted on who wins.
I can't look at him without thinking about his cum face
If thou arrisest to consciousness before I, rise me to an office of alertness for occupations such as brunch. Warm Regards, your roommate.
she brought my homemade cookies with condoms taped to the box... im in love
The worst thing about it is now I have to find someone else to fuck in the library.
It's a delicate game of how much porn can I look at without the other interns noticing.
I decided not to eat, and then this man was my fairy " don't black out" godmother
I'm taking tokes in the bath tub, come if you want, I'm naked and you have to bring chicken nuggets or else you can't come in
I think a girl on my floor is watching zombie porn. There is literally no other description for the noise coming from her room.
Hey start looking around for a low rider Subaru. Well get a loan. It will be capital for our first music video.
She followed me back, then proceeded to find my room, get her panda suit on? And then raid my room and pass out on my couch... what the fack do I do now?!?!
That's why god made go-pro's and tequila
You fist bumped my dick last night saying good game. That you'll be back for the 2nd game...
she squeaked mid orgaism. I laughed she cried
Just went to Meijer. Purchased furnace filters, fishing line, red lipstick and pregnancy test. And if my purchase alone wasn't classy enough, I took the pregnancy test in the Meijer bathroom because Im on my way to the bar and wanted to know if that was a good idea or not. Cheers to no babies!
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