I think they gave out some kind of ugly girl scholarship I don't know about...
Hopefully the semester will be over before she has a breakout. Then I can just avoid the situation entirely
these 2 russian guys walked past me and i got freaked out because i thought call of duty got real
Nhdgh I love you very much hello becausevs. Vagina pensiono
I just saw some girl with the liscense plate "OBVIII"...I never wanted to get in a car accident so badly.
I have located the smell of the stripper and narrowed it down to 3 girls in class
You obviously dont comprehend the level of insane i operate at
130 PACKAGES of glow sticks! The going rate of a rave is $38.30! GET READY FOR THE GLORGY!!!!!!!!!!!!
Just caught myself trying to make grilled cheese with the stove off. I think my dad knows I'm high.
i just added a shot of fireball to my iced coffee. goodbye sobriety.
It was one of those mornings when I wake up and feel like I have to say sorry to the whole world
Wanna see if we can get cut off at bdubs again? The same hipster manager that is younger than us is working again
no real plans this weekend. trying to derail the alcohol induced fucking hell train I've been riding for the past three weeks.
4 of us. Guys and girls. Were sitting there discussing the passed out half naked Brit girl on the floor. She is no longer the international woman of mystery.
hey i'm sure you are probably asleep bc you suck and think sleep is necessary to live or something?
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