so explain again why im purple
no
I feel like our bond as friends is a lot stronger now that I've talked to you on the phone while having sex.
I woke up to him trying to put his dick in my mouth. When I asked him what he was doing he said he was trying to make me stop snoring...
It's just like the Real World with babies
Hiding in the clothes rack at walmart like a 4 year old. Already scared 3 people. New fav weekend activity
just upper decked a verizon store cause they don't cover against "getting phone crushed by a keg." had to pay 175 for a new one
I will never get the visual of you crying while chewing christmas lights out of my head
I'm eating the rest of the Xmas shrooms and welcoming 2012 by communing with the pine cone.
I wasn't a groupie because I didn't carry his guitar home
I just shit my pants and had a heart attack. Simultaneously. May or may not be related to this game.
so today, i decided to say "fuck it" to mental stability, take a klonopin and wear a blanket toga. New Girl is on Netflix, nothing could go wrong.
Had to decide between a hook up at the train restroom or getting to work on time #growingup
Looks like I'm not in the Ashly Madison files. But my wife is.
I was the only one in group sessions to bring up sex as a stress reliever. Some of those people were awfully judgy despite the fact we were all in a psych ward.
Dude \nSo embarrassed \nJust sent a snap to my boss john and noticed my vibrator was right beside me
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