You stood up and started yelling"Free blow jobs!" because you thought people would like you more.
It was the most graceful puke ever. I just thought she dropped something underneath the bar until she told me what happened.
he is like the poster child for std's. god i hope he meets a girl with teeth in her vag. that would serve him right
The best part about passing out on the floor was the fact that when I pissed myself, I didn't piss the bed again.
just woke up under a car ? That's odd
Holy fucking shit
WAIT BUT IM WEARING A BACKPACK THAT MAGICALLY HAS 30 BEERS IN IT
We got to the second bar and all he kept saying was "I'm on an alcohol safari!" Best 21st birthday ever.
View of Vancouver Bay is obscured though the greasy hand prints from fucking against the window. Tip maid well.
We're going to party like we don't have spanx on
I woke up in a bath tub and my face was sore and it wasn't because of you, I was impressed
i found waldo and immediately set him to work eating me out. please have more out of season costume parties.
Want to help me look around town for my shorts from last night?
I'm giving head in a stairwell, I'll be back in a few minutes. I'm so ashamed.
New drinking game, drink every time Rhianna says "Work" in her new song.
I think I may have just hit a new slutty low! ..... Just purchased the Costco pack of condoms... $9.99/48 pack = amazing deal! The judgement when I bust out the value pack = priceless!!!
I ended up sleeping with him in a public bathroom because neither of us remembered where we lived. I have hit a new low.
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