It's sad because pictures are supposed to say a thousand words, and theirs just say 'fat'
lets grab drinks (in a friendly, not super awkward because ive eaten your ass kind of way) sometime soon
wow.
he's doing fine. just headbutted the wall and threw up
Let's go get our ovaries removed together. It'll be like bonding by getting mani/pedis, but with more vicodin and less unwanted pregnancies.
I'm glad we are bonding over both contracting clamidya. Winners.
100%
One huge ass giant mistake followed by celebatory shots and coors lights thats my day in a nut shell
I'm currently looking on facebook to see how slutty the girls from my kindergarden class are now. I have a problem.
Maybe it's just my body's way of telling me I don't need pinky toes. Like I'm the next evolutionary leap or something...
BABIES FOR EVERYONE. I'd be like Oprah except with babies
I send out my deepest condolences for seeing my ass last night.
First poop in my apartment for the summer, officially settled in. :)
I took a pregnancy test at Pancheros a bit ago.
Update: the condoms are expired and Canadians are NOT to be trusted!
I'm dying of laughter, but I'm also just dying
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So, random question. How much should you tip a Lyft driver when you realized you've fucked his sister? Asking for a friend.
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