Haha no. But I cannot hook up with you anymore. Especially when you group text people.
Dont touch anything! You just got rid of your crabs!
we should go somewhere reaaaaaal shady
we dont know what were doing after yet. first up we have 90 beers and a party kit and fun hats.
wtf
I'm guessing you saw the bathroom?
part of it is the fact that im problem drinking, and the other part is my OCD wont let me leave the bottle half-empty.
Dude we need to petition the city about running buses later, none of my booty calls own cars
He's been grabbing my ass as a greeting since 2004, sex was overdue
America approved of our night. A bald eagle flew over us at 7am
and on the second day it was tequilla tuesday. and the lord saw it was good.
Is "you left your socks here, please come get them" a good way of saying "come fuck me?"
Also I'm sitting home alone with a big ass bowl of marshmallows right now just eating. It's so sad.
so he had an ashton kutcher Kelso haircurt. dude, we're in our mid to late 20s, I don't think we can ridicule guys for having hair anymore.
I thought he was foreign, but it turns out when you're that drunk, an Ohio accent just sounds Russian.
You've reached your one pic per night limit. To increase your limit, start conversations before 9 and submit your request for an additional pic before 10.
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