She was not exactly lady-like. Down there.
I feel like someone was just looking at my memory and took out an eraser and was like "nope he doesnt need that"
It's almost summer. We need to start reconnecting with our home drug dealers.
she said "the two best ways to sober up are to nurse someone or give a blowjob" and im gonna go along with it.
I came so hard that my back seriously popped like 5 times.
She asked the taxi driver to stop at the Texaco because she had to puke. She did then stumbled into the gas station and bought a 40.
He's the second guy this morning whose job is jeopardized because of my vagina.
i decided this morning while eating my breakfast of red bull and cold pizza that i should take a vow of celibacy
I honestly feel really bad for any girl with a period that lasts more than a day
Everything about that text makes me want to throttle you and cry
nothing like having plan b for breakfast in a cvs parking lot before ordering this semester's textbooks
And my parents said I crawled through the house
please remind me of this if i ever start out a night declaring my goal is to see how much american honey it takes for me to forget who i am again
I told him I wanted to get on him and ride him to Montana. It didnt end like i thought it would.
After 8 hours of circus trick sex, his parents are both hugging me and kissing me on the cheek asking when I'm coming back over. Score?
I just gave a fucking twenty minute blowiob.. I'm a GOOD girlfriend.
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