we are all sexual creatures
yea maybe. but you're not. you're not getting any.
Thats my favorite, when ex girlfriends become XL ex girlfriends
she thought the capital of kansas was topanga.
And I was slip and sliding my life away on a giant tarp with tons of soap and bitches. Priorities man, priorities.
honestly, i just want you to have sex with him too so that you can fully understand my appreciation of his dick as well.
The only reason we got away with streaking last time was cuz we had those miner hats
I had to explain to the waiter that I'm not the DD because I can't drive, but as the Designated 'Make Sure No One Gets Roofied Or Hit By A Car On The Walk Home'-er, I should still get the free drinks.
We shall study the pictures later and see if his penis is worth my time.
You didn't say, "No." And you stole more than half of my Snickers. You owed me that dick.
Someone's shaving their pubes at work every Monday and it's starting to piss me off
I mean come on
My RA just sigh me high as fuck acting like a zombie and scratching at my door. Thoughts?
we panicked because we couldn't find you anywhere, but then we found you tripping in the bathtub with Marie's cat. there was no water. you thought there was water, though.
I'M IN A SPINNING VORTEX OF SELF-HATRED AND HORNINESS
Does it look too obvious if I buy wine and candles!?! In my defense there is a gigantic snow storm coming.
My nipples are YOUNG and they need TWISTING
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