Well that's not true. She had two social skills. She kept them in her bra
How do i write this on his wall without making it sound like he gave me an std?
The bar I'm at just passed out smores to everyone. I don't know what it has to do with cinco de mayo but I'm down.
And if not, hey- I've never had a restraining order before, so that will be cool
It could be our claim to fame
Done. I'll pack a cooler.
If only guys knew how much awkward ass shaving goes into making sex this good...
I can't even type what I drank. I'll throw up
How many layers of skin can you loose before it becomes bad?
I'm sorry I ignored your high cries for help while you were grating cheese on my dog.
There are eight sets of guys I've made out with who have the same name. It's like noah's ark in my mouth.
She was hiding under the bed to surprise me with sex. But when you took your hookup in my room to bang things out, she thought I was cheating on her. So explain it to her douche.
A man just sang Jennifer Lopez to me out his car window. I am not sure how I feel about this, but it is not positively.
I need someone to play with my boobs. Even platonically. I just need a good groping
He better be a good lay, these underwear cost $50.
Just burnt my tongue. Not sure if it will help or hurt giving blow jobs
I swear he is my soulmate. He kept feeding me goldfish while we were fucking. Who wouldn't enjoy that while having sex.
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